There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The main thing to avoid when you read the bible is “shaking your head”. Why? Because you will end up with a stiffed neck. The following are basic answers found in the bible, all you have to do is choose which answer you like best.
Apart from Jesus, did anyone else ascend to heaven?
–No John 3:13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
–Yes. And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven 2 Kings 2:11 And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
–A crapload of them according to my books: Elijah, Elisha, Enoch, the Virgin Mary, Muhammad, Serah, Eliezer, Hiram, Ebed-Melech, Jaabez, Bithiah, Peshotunu. And after the rapture, another crapload will go up.