Biblical stupidity part 593

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

The main thing to avoid when you read the bible is “shaking your head”. Why? Because you will end up with a stiffed neck. The following are basic answers found in the bible, all you have to do is choose which answer you like best.

A large stone was placed at the entrance of the tomb. Where was the stone when the women arrived?

They saw that the stone was rolled back Mark 16:4 And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great.

They found the stone rolled away from the tomb Luke 24:2 And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.

They saw that the stone had been taken away from the tomb John 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.
As the women approached, an angel descended from heaven, rolled away the stone, and conversed with the women. Matthew made the women witness the spectacular rolling away of the stone Matthew 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.3 His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow:

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