There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
There is a place in the bible where one can learn that ignorance is bliss. At times, the book tells us to enjoy life; at other times, it tells us that life is meaningless and it doesn’t matter what we do. It’s the perfect material to read on a bad hair day, when life falls apart, when the lottery tickets are stamped “not a winner”, when you are still waiting for that raise you have been expecting for months, or when Jack Kevorkian makes the list of your favorite personalities..
Ecclesiastes 7:1 A good name is better than precious ointment; and the day of death than the day of one’s birth.2 It is better to go to the house of mourning, than to go to the house of feasting: for that is the end of all men; and the living will lay it to his heart.3 Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.4 The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth.11 Wisdom is good with an inheritance: and by it there is profit to them that see the sun.12 For wisdom is a defence, and money is a defence: but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it.25 I applied mine heart to know, and to search, and to seek out wisdom, and the reason of things, and to know the wickedness of folly, even of foolishness and madness:
Death is better than birth, since death is the destiny of everyone. Rational thought is desired. Science is better than dogma.