There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you think you are going to heaven, if you are responsible to guide and judge everyone else, better check with your God because he is clueless.
–Every word of God is pure. Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
–God deceives the prophets. 1 Kings 22:23 Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee.
–God causes the prophets to lie. 2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil against thee.
–The Lord deceives the people. Jeremiah 4:10 Then said I, Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people and Jerusalem, saying, Ye shall have peace; whereas the sword reacheth unto the soul.
–The Lord deceives the prophet and will destroy him. Ezekiel 14:9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.
–The translators, editors, teachers falsify the word. Jeremiah 8:8 How do ye say, We are wise, and the law of the LORD is with us? Lo, certainly in vain made he it; the pen of the scribes is in vain.
–God deceives the wicked so he can condemn them. 2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Not every word of God can be true if God deceives anyone at all; teaching from the bible cannot be trusted if the scribes falsify the word. In other words, the first reference is mutually exclusive with the other three. Thus, the bible cannot be the perfect work of a perfect, all-powerful and loving God since one or more of the above references is obviously untrue.