There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you think you are going to heaven, if you are responsible to guide and judge everyone else, better check with your God because he is clueless.
Ezekiel 20:24 Because they had not executed my judgments, but had despised my statutes, and had polluted my sabbaths, and their eyes were after their fathers’ idols.
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
God says that he intentionally gave out bad laws. So, God-given laws or commandments may be wrong and not good.