There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you think you are going to heaven, if you are responsible to guide and judge everyone else, better check with your God because he is clueless.
-Matthew 16:28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.
-Mark 9:1 And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power.
-Luke 9:27 But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God.
Jesus says that some of his listeners will not taste death before he comes again in his kingdom. This was said almost 2000 years ago.
This passage and many others indicate that Jesus was to come again in a relatively short period of time and not just “quickly” as present day snake oil salespeople assert. All of his listeners are now dead, yet Jesus has not come again in his kingdom. All of the alleged words of Jesus put forth in the bible are therefore suspect.