There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The virgin Mary should have washed Jesus’ mouth with soap and bleach, because he cursed like a sailor. One thing that wasn’t part of his divinity is he could have spent more time listening to his own words.
Luke 11:40 Ye fools, did not he that made that which is without make that which is within also?44 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are as graves which appear not, and the men that walk over them are not aware of them.
Then he forgot his own words and warned:
Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
That’s all folks!