There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Jesus says: “do not resist evil; love your enemies.”
Matthew 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Then again, on second thought, he talks about his father/himself as one who destroys his enemies:
Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.