Biblical stupidity part 653

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

Different people have different opinions of what is vulgar or obscene. However, the following verses would likely be considered vulgar or obscene, were they in any setting other than the Bible.

Here is another passage where God’s total obsession about balls, nut sacks and penises can be seen. The thing that gets me about such verses is how people knew who could go in to worship God and who couldn’t. Did they have a little “inspection station” at the front door like at the hunting management areas? Did they have a check station where the priests ask every male to remove their underwear and cough? Did they physically do the squeeze test to see if 100% of the nuts were natural, in working order and unblemished? Whose job was it to play with the people’s balls?

So, at the end of the day, if your penis is cut off or your balls are crushed, God does not accept your worship. God only accepts worship from people whose genitals are in good condition (minus the foreskin of course … that sort of mutilation is required by God).
Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

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