Biblical stupidity part 655

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

Different people have different opinions of what is vulgar or obscene. However, the following verses would likely be considered vulgar or obscene, were they in any setting other than the Bible.

There are two things that truly define God: an insatiable taste for murder and an obscene obsession about human foreskins. The world can go to hell in a hand basket, the only thing that’s in God’s mind is a fascination about the penis; that’s all he can think about and he is demanding his tasty treats. If the foreskin is so much unwanted and undesired, why didn’t God create Adam already circumcised?
There is a biblical place dedicated in honor of God’s insane phallic infatuation: THE HILL OF THE FORESKINS.
Joshua 5:2 At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.3 And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.

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