There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Different people have different opinions of what is vulgar or obscene. However, the following verses would likely be considered vulgar or obscene, were they in any setting other than the Bible.
Breasts bouncing little twin fawns. She can do better naked on a trampoline.
Song of Solomon 4:5 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.