There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Different people have different opinions of what is vulgar or obscene. However, the following verses would likely be considered vulgar or obscene, were they in any setting other than the Bible.
I was a virgin, like a wall; now my breasts are like towers. When my lover looks at me, he is delighted with what he sees.
Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.