Biblical stupidity part 730

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

If you like to share smut with your family, the bible is for you. If you enjoy adult degrading material for your children, let it be known that the Lord talks sweeter than a $20 whore. If you get a rise from porn, XXX-rated material, golden showers, hard-core pornography, indecent and obscene materials, sexually explicit stories, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.

Now a certain young man, having a linen cloth wrapped around his naked body, was following Him. They caught hold of him, and having left behind the linen cloth, he fled naked. What was a naked man doing with Jesus, alone in a public garden, after his buddies deserted him?

Mark 14:50 And they all forsook him, and fled.51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

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