There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.
Genesis 6:5 And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
God is unhappy with the wickedness of man and decides to flood the earth to eliminate mankind. All living things including plants, animals, abused women and innocent little babies in their cribs are also exterminated. This is the perfect example of a moron going overboard; like burning down a house to kill a few cockroaches.