Biblical stupidity part 750

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.

Genesis 8:20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

This is one of the many reasons I like the story of Noah. God orders him to save the animals in Genesis 6:20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

Noah’s first recorded action following the flood is to sacrifice one of every clean animal and bird. Since only two animals of each kind were saved, this could be considered rather wasteful and defeating. God’s stated purpose of taking the animals aboard the Ark was to keep them alive; now he wants them dead. That’s after God drowned millions of animals he could have placed on the barbecue spit. This shows how stupid God is.

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