There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.
Genesis 8:21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake; for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
The odor of Noah’s sacrifices was pleasing to the Lord. I just received a prophecy from the Holy Spirit to start a new fragrance company dedicated to the faithful believers. The first items available for purchase will be a cologne for men called “Eau de sacrifice number 666”, and a perfume for the ladies called “Eww No. 69 the scent of faith”. These wonderful Christian products are made from burnt meats soaked in alcohol, with the soothing aroma of sardines wrapped in Camembert and Limburger. They will be on the market at the affordable price of $109.99 per ounce. If it’s pleasing to the Lord, you better buy the damn thing.