Biblical stupidity part 752

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.

Genesis 9:12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
Every single day during creation, when God looked back on the day’s work, he wrote in his book “And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good”. After all that bragging, we find out that everything WAS NOT VERY GOOD because God has to correct a brain fart and create the first rainbow. Apparently the laws having to do with refraction of light were null and void prior to this time. Remember the baloney how there were days and nights without the sun? Well, the rainbow had to wait until God found some crayons. He works in delirious ways.

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