There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.
Genesis 18:1 And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he 2 And he lift up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground,3 And said, My Lord, if now I have found favour in thy sight, pass not away, I pray thee, from thy servant:4 Let a little water, I pray you, be fetched, and wash your feet, and rest yourselves under the tree:5 And I will fetch a morsel of bread, and comfort ye your hearts; after that ye shall pass on: for therefore are ye come to your servant. And they said, So do, as thou hast said.6 And Abraham hastened into the tent unto Sarah, and said, Make ready quickly three measures of fine meal, knead it, and make cakes upon the hearth.7 And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and good, and gave it unto a young man; and he hasted to dress it.8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.
The definitions are clear: A God is an invisible being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions. God is a supernatural being, who is worshipped as the controller of some part of the universe or some aspect of life in the world or is the personification of some force. The name God is given to the spirit or being who is worshipped as the creator and ruler of the world, especially by Jews, Christians, and Muslims.
Then the bible throws a wrench in the system by stating “God eats solid food with Abraham”, in this case, butter, milk and meat.
This is one of the many laughable absurdities that require the gullible followers to believe in faith. Countless of people pretend that the leader of the voices in their heads like to eat burnt meat. So instead of offering the cheap wafer at church, instead of that drop of grape juice in that tiny cup; maybe, just maybe, we could do it God’s way with a barbecue and hard liquor… And no donation or sermon. That would bring me to church.