There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.
Leviticus 14:49 And he shall take to cleanse the house two birds, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:50 And he shall kill the one of the birds in an earthen vessel over running water:51 And he shall take the cedar wood, and the hyssop, and the scarlet, and the living bird, and dip them in the blood of the slain bird, and in the running water, and sprinkle the house seven times:52 And he shall cleanse the house with the blood of the bird, and with the running water, and with the living bird, and with the cedar wood, and with the hyssop, and with the scarlet:53 But he shall let go the living bird out of the city into the open fields, and make an atonement for the house: and it shall be clean.
There are countless of biblical passages one can use to show that God is void of common sense. This is one of them. Leprosy is very likely the oldest infectious disease to afflict humans in history. Many lives would have been saved if the medical communities knew that the cure for leprosy only involved incantations and the blood of a bird.