There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.
Joshua 10:12 Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.13 And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.14 And there was no day like that before it or after it, that the LORD hearkened unto the voice of a man: for the LORD fought for Israel.
This is one of the many laughable passages in the bible. God obliges Joshua by making the sun and moon stand still so that he can finish his battle by daylight.
Think about that for a minute: the universe came at a standstill in response to a prayer from Joshua. Believers who don’t get their wishes must ask themselves what they are doing wrong. Came very close when I stopped traffic once so I could get to the liquor store; the holy spirit pushed the sacred pedestrian crossing button on the street pole.