There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.
1 Samuel 16:14 But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.15 And Saul’s servants said unto him, Behold now, an evil spirit from God troubleth thee.23 And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.
Believers claim that “God is good all the time”, and I reply “except when he is bad”. And the good book states that evil spirits can come from God and be exorcised with music from an harp.