Biblical stupidity part 780

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.

1 Kings 17:2 And the word of the LORD came unto him, saying,3 Get thee hence, and turn thee eastward, and hide thyself by the brook Cherith, that is before Jordan.4 And it shall be, that thou shalt drink of the brook; and I have commanded the ravens to feed thee there.5 So he went and did according unto the word of the LORD: for he went and dwelt by the brook Cherith, that is before Jordan.6 And the ravens brought him bread and flesh in the morning, and bread and flesh in the evening; and he drank of the brook.

The Lord sends a prophet to hide near a brook, then commands ravens to bring bread and meat to Elijah. Did the holy trained birds have to bake the bread and cook the meat? Or did they just go to a store with some God’s vouchers? The funny part is, millions believe that nonsense.

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