There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings.
Job 9:6 Which shaketh the earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble.
Only in the bible can this utter nonsense be found. God shakes the earth out of its place and makes its pillars tremble. Hold that thought for a minute. Is it the same God who couldn’t beat little Jacob in a wrestling match?