There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings. There are stories so stupid that they can only be found in the bible.
Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
There is a high mountain from which all the kingdoms of the world can be seen. This implies a flat earth. One can see why a bunch of videos and arguments are posted on YouTube about that nonsense. This verse implies that God created the universe while standing on Earth; he never went into space to actually see. He works in delirious ways.