Pesky peddler

This morning, I went for a quick trip to the store. Once again, a woman peddling a religious brochure engaged me. I was in a hurry, but still took the time to listen to her.

Woman: Would you like to learn about king Jesus?

Me: I don’t get a good morning first? Which cult are you from?

Woman: Sorry. Good morning. I am a Jehovah witness.

I declined the brochure.

Me: Oh! One of these people who don’t read the bible?

Woman: Yes we do.

Me: Doesn’t your religion prohibit you from reading the bible? You must get your religious indoctrination from your leaders?

Woman: Yes they read the bible to us. (1 minute earlier she read the bible)

Me: Do me a favor. Next time, ask your leader to get out of bed and come bring me this brochure. Tell him that I want him to read 1 Timothy 2:11-12 to you.

1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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