Biblical stupidity part 800

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings. There are stories so stupid that they can only be found in the bible.
Matthew 18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
Once again these are the words of the king of thorns: 2 of you, ask anything, it shall be done, in the midst. At church today, there will be way more than 2 people (hopefully for the sake of donation) gathered in Jesus’ name, let’s ask him to answer a few questions. Fair enough?

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