There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings. There are stories so stupid that they can only be found in the bible.
Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
Why has God decided to repeat that statement so many times in his book? 5 million children, under the age of 5, suffer and die every single year, These children and their parents pray, ask, beg and they shall receive nothing. Does God think it’s funny?