What makes a creator?
It takes more than barking “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth” to make a creator. It takes wisdom, infinitude, sovereignty, holiness, faithfulness; it takes knowing a minimum of information, something God is lacking in. It seems his only trait is limited to the inexhaustible delusion of his hallucinating followers. He doesn’t know about insects, animals, humans, science and he certainly cannot count. He is not omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, almighty, good, just, fair, competent, genuine, or even moral.
The title of creator has been stolen by a liar; a clown has ascended to the throne to rule many. How many times has God perjured himself? How many times has God violated his own rules, especially murder? Thou shall not kill.
The time has come for us, decent humans, to restore the rightful king to power. He has been in exile for too long while this fairy is misleading its people; it’s time to worship the third little pig which built the brick house. And if that doesn’t work, at least we can have a barbecue.