There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings. There are stories so stupid that they can only be found in the bible.
Matthew 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
The bodies of dead saints arise and go into the holy city. Where are these holy men today? If you see or have seen any, please drop me a line.