There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings. There are stories so stupid that they can only be found in the bible.
Luke 22:28 Ye are they which have continued with me in my temptations.29 And I appoint unto you a kingdom, as my Father hath appointed unto me;30 That ye may eat and drink at my table in my kingdom, and sit on thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel.
Jesus assigns a throne in his kingdom to each of his twelve disciples, including Judas, his betrayer. This is a slap in the face of every single Christian who thinks he is the only one to decide who goes to heaven. I have met many of them. Whether you like it or not, Judas is in the celestial house of Jehovah.