There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings. There are stories so stupid that they can only be found in the bible.
1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
The love of money is the root of all evil. So why do churches ask for money? Care to explain, pastors? The mansion, the $200,000 car, the $5,000 sneakers, the personal plane, the jewelry, the drugs, the hookers and the shopping spree for the mistresses.