There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
If you get a rise from nonsense, look no further than the holy bible, a book so good that a few idiots decided to violate the US Constitution by displaying it in the halls of public buildings. There are stories so stupid that they can only be found in the bible.
Titus 1:14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.
Don’t pay any attention to any of those senseless Jewish stories and human commands. These are made up by people who won’t obey the truth.