There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
It is a central dogma of all fundamental Christians that the Bible is without error. They share the “reasoning” that an infallible God cannot be the author of false meaning and he cannot lie. Is this true? If written by a perfect being, then it must not contradict itself. With this in mind, let us have a look at the Bible on several subjects.
Proverbs 12:2 A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
Job 2:3 And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.