There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
It is a central dogma of all fundamental Christians that the Bible is without error. They share the “reasoning” that an infallible God cannot be the author of false meaning and he cannot lie. Is this true? If written by a perfect being, then it must not contradict itself. With this in mind, let us have a look at the Bible on several subjects.
Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Deuteronomy 22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
This is the biblical marriage: rape your way in, stone your way out.
Matthew 5:31 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
This is Jesus’ version of marriage.