Press 1 for stupid o prima dos para el engaño.
Westerners are confused by the sign in “The Grand Barong Resort in Bali” which posted a Qibla in each room. It is to help Muslims with the direction of Mecca. Anyone can just use an iPhone to reach the same goal of knowing which direction to pray. Muslims pray five times a day; that’s two more times than I eat and 5 less times than I drink.
The Western way is to pray in any direction, because Jehovah is everywhere except where he is supposed to be: after the donation, keep one eye closed and talk to the voices in one’s head. Don’t worry, if God didn’t hear your prayer, his believers will snitch on you.

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