There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Strolling through the Bible, we find that every verse of every chapter of every book exposes the true nature of God as a blooming genocidal moron. Now, let’s expose the bible for what it is: a book where words having to do with “killing” significantly outnumber words having to do with “love”.
Fiery serpents, sent by the Lord, kill many Israelites. God is very resourceful when it comes to finding ways to kill people.
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.