There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Strolling through the Bible, we find that every verse of every chapter of every book exposes the true nature of God as a blooming genocidal moron. Now, let’s expose the bible for what it is: a book where words having to do with “killing” significantly outnumber words having to do with “love”.
The Lord kills 24,000 people die in a plague, for worshipping Moab gods. God’s temper is always flaring like a pack of hemorrhoids; the only soothing ointment is murder.
Numbers 25:9 And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.