There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Strolling through the Bible, we find that every verse of every chapter of every book exposes the true nature of God as a blooming genocidal moron. Now, let’s expose the bible for what it is: a book where words having to do with “killing” significantly outnumber words having to do with “love”.
Through Moses, the Lord orders the Israelites to kill all the little ones of the Midianite male children and “keep every female child who has not known man for themselves.” One can guess how they determined which women children had known men, and what they kept them for.
Numbers 31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.