There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Strolling through the Bible, we find that every verse of every chapter of every book exposes the true nature of God as a blooming genocidal moron. Now, let’s expose the bible for what it is: a book where words having to do with “killing” significantly outnumber words having to do with “love”.
32,000 virgins are taken by the Israelites as booty. Thirty-two are set aside to be sacrificed as a tribute for the Lord. God condoned killing the virgins and their asses.
Numbers 31:31 And Moses and Eleazar the priest did as the LORD commanded Moses.32 And the booty, being the rest of the prey which the men of war had caught, was six hundred thousand and seventy thousand and five thousand sheep,33 And threescore and twelve thousand beeves,34 And threescore and one thousand asses,35 And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.36 And the half, which was the portion of them that went out to war, was in number three hundred thousand and seven and thirty thousand and five hundred sheep:37 And the LORD’S tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen.38 And the beeves were thirty and six thousand; of which the LORD’S tribute was threescore and twelve.39 And the asses were thirty thousand and five hundred; of which the LORD’S tribute was threescore and one.40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the LORD’S tribute was thirty and two persons.