There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Strolling through the Bible, we find that every verse of every chapter of every book exposes the true nature of God as a blooming genocidal moron. Now, let’s expose the bible for what it is: a book where words having to do with “killing” significantly outnumber words having to do with “love”.
David slew 18,000 Edomites in the valley of salt and made the rest slaves.
2 Samuel 8:13 And David gat him a name when he returned from smiting of the Syrians in the valley of salt, being eighteen thousand men.