There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Strolling through the Bible, we find that every verse of every chapter of every book exposes the true nature of God as a blooming genocidal moron. Now, let’s expose the bible for what it is: a book where words having to do with “killing” significantly outnumber words having to do with “love”.
Without a doubt, the most disgusting and vile verse of the bible.
Psalms 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.