There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
It is not my place to tell anyone what to do; however, it is my duty to warn everyone of any danger I see coming their way. When fighting delusional idiocy, it becomes imperative to expose the absurdities, lies, contradictions, cruelties, murders, genocide, crimes against humanity, perverted sex, inconsistencies and downright stupidity of Christianity.
The bible teaches that a father may sell his daughter for a slave, that he may sacrifice her purity to a mob, and that he may murder her, and still be a good father and a holy man. It teaches that a man may have any number of wives; that he may sell them, give them away, or swap them around, and still be a perfect gentleman, a good husband, a righteous man, and one of God’s most intimate friends; and that is a pretty good position for a beginning. (Helen H. Gardener)