There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
It is not my place to tell anyone what to do; however, it is my duty to warn everyone of any danger I see coming their way. When fighting delusional idiocy, it becomes imperative to expose the absurdities, lies, contradictions, cruelties, murders, genocide, crimes against humanity, perverted sex, inconsistencies and downright stupidity of Christianity.
It is a significant fact that, of all the Christian countries, in those where the church stands highest, and has most power, women rank lowest, and have fewest rights accorded them, whether of personal liberty or proprietary interest. (Helen H. Gardener)