There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
It is not my place to tell anyone what to do; however, it is my duty to warn everyone of any danger I see coming their way. When fighting delusional idiocy, it becomes imperative to expose the absurdities, lies, contradictions, cruelties, murders, genocide, crimes against humanity, perverted sex, inconsistencies and downright stupidity of Christianity.
There is no book which tells of a more infamous monster than the Old Testament, with its Jehovah of murder and cruelty and revenge, unless it be the New Testament, which arms its God with hell, and extends his outrages throughout all eternity! (Helen H. Gardener)