There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Today’s women can still enjoy the loving words of a few famous Christian leaders.
Thus the woman, who had perversely exceeded her proper bounds, is forced back to her own position. She had, indeed, previously been subject to her husband, but that was a liberal and gentle subjection; now, however, she is cast into servitude. –John Calvin, Reformer