There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The main feature of western religion has been a steady diet of misogyny for over 2000 years. Loaded with non-stop assault on women, Christianity has degradation of women at its core.
She commits adultery with “stocks and stones.” Nothing about cucumbers and carrots.
Jeremiah 3:9 And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.