There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Loaded with non-stop assault on women, Christianity has degradation of women at its core. Soon after the misogynistic butcher of the Old Testament is put out to pasture, the New Testament introduces a replacement goofball just as stupid. Much like his father, Jesus couldn’t cut the mustard when it comes to respecting women, even his own mom.
“Woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days.” Why? God especially hates pregnant and nursing women.
Matthew 24:19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!