There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Loaded with non-stop assault on women, Christianity has degradation of women at its core. Soon after the misogynistic butcher of the Old Testament is put out to pasture, the New Testament introduces a replacement goofball just as stupid. Much like his father, Jesus couldn’t cut the mustard when it comes to respecting women, even his own mom.
Jesus will cast Jezebel into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her.
Revelations 2:22 Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.