There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Sometimes God feels like a nut, sometimes he doesn’t.
Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 6:1 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.