There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Sometimes God feels like a nut, sometimes he doesn’t.
Matthew 27:5 And [Judas] cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.
Acts 1:18 Now [Judas] purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.